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Trussian roulette

Trussian roulette

The catchphrase of the famously melancholic movie The Sixth Sense was “I see dead people”, but the punchline was, “They don’t know they’re dead.” So it is that many ex-politicians roam the Earth believing themselves immortally potent on the basis that a few people – often out of mere politeness – still seem to recognise them. This has always been a feature of politics, as Nasagrade egos and impregnable hides are fabrics of the craft. But the continuing viability of former United States president Donald Trump, who has survived more brushes with extinction than Road Runner, risks putting new lead into the most broken of pencils. Far from being downhearted that a court has found him guilty of sexual assault, he now reckons he could personally stop the Ukraine invasion inside a…

All together now

The drums are beating, yet again, demanding schools raise standards and listen to anyone who proclaims they have run tests and have bad news. Curriculum changes will be made, experts will write reports and those on the oars will be instructed to row harder, in several different directions. And none of this will make any difference, apart from persuading good teachers to become real estate agents or leap into the parallel fire of social work. It is my belief that we do need to make changes, but they will be effective only if they are changes to the very structure of our primary schools. Structural changes bring about changes in values and practice. If you doubt this, imagine the physical structure of our law courts morphing from their current, multilevel rectangular…

All together now
Sins of the grandfathers

Sins of the grandfathers

‘So,” a colleague recently asked, “who were your family?” A weird question, you might think. But it’s actually even weirder than it sounds. And in fact, in Germany, it could even be considered mildly menacing. Why did she ask that? the discomforted questionee worried. What does she want to know? The unease stems from World War II, which ended for Germany with surrender 78 years ago this month, and the country’s culture of “Vergangenheitsbewältigung”, which translates roughly to “dealing with the past”. That awkward question actually means something along the lines of, what did your grandfather do during the war? Was your granny a Nazi Party member? Were your relatives victims, bystanders or perpetrators? Germany is often praised for the way it has dealt with its horrific history. But, as one local historian, Oliver von…

Role of consultants

Role of consultants

Danyl McLauchlan’s excellent “Bees & honey” feature (May 13) highlighted public money wasted on consultants. For any particular client ministry, the consultant is aware of the answer its client wants. Repeat business depends on pleasing the client. Yet public policy based on incorrect facts is likely to be harmful. One report I read left me convinced the client had required the consultants to show the conversion of sheep and beef farms to forestry in a favourable light. It made forestry look good by including high-country farms. These have very low-employment density, but are on iconic landscapes few want to see planted. The report used StatsNZ data but did not count thousands of sheep and beef support workers who, in the original data, appear in a wider agricultural category. Forestry support workers were easy…

Booty call

Booty call

King Charles’ coronation had people the world over debating many unexpected things, from the palatability of broad beans to the inability of nobles to deploy mothballs. By the time people got around to asking, “And what the heck is Nick Cave doing there?”, the supposedly burning question, whither the monarchy, barely got a look-in. Avowed and lofty republicans swarmed from afar for the crowning glory, none exactly underdressed. Equally oddly, broad beans, which feature in the official coronation dish, were the perfect double metaphor for the occasion. They taste horribly bitter to many people and this can only be ameliorated by double-podding. This is an absolute faff, unless one has the staff to do this for one. Happily, when one’s new gig is kinging, one absolutely has. Republicans were disappointed no toffs appeared…

In the picture

It’s the time of year when retailers are discounting last year’s TV models to clear stock and make way for the new line-up. With the demise of Vodafone TV and the debut of Sky’s new video-streaming boxes, many people are reconsidering their viewing options. Some will choose to go all-in on a new smart TV, using the built-in streaming apps and Freeview to meet their viewing needs. There are some good deals still to be had on the old models. But buying the latest and greatest TV is a bit more complicated in 2023. That’s because market leader Samsung is going big on OLED (organic light-emitting diode) for its high-end TVs, a technology its key rivals, LG, Sony and Panasonic, have incorporated into their TVs for the past decade. Samsung long maintained…

In the picture

MasterChef BRENT’S SURPRISE GIFT ‘I CAN’T THANK JOCK ENOUGH’

Returning MasterChef Australia contestant Brent Draper reveals he never goes anywhere without his worry beads, which were gifted to him by the late Jock Zonfrillo. “I keep them in my car – they hang in there as a little reminder of where I have been and the people I have as support,” says Brent, 32, who shockingly quit the kitchen competition in 2021 due to his mental health. “They’ve literally helped me relax and calm down so many times.” Jock struggled to hold back tears when Brent took him aside to tell him he couldn’t continue with the 13th season of MasterChef and that he needed to put himself first. Having spoken openly about his own struggles with anxiety, the chef commended him for his bravery and memorably gave him the stress-reducing…

MasterChef BRENT’S SURPRISE GIFT ‘I CAN’T THANK JOCK ENOUGH’
TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY MAY 27 PLAYMOBIL: THE MOVIE Lego: the cash-in Whakaata Māori, 7.00pm It featured the voices of Anya Taylor-Joy and Daniel Radcliffe among others but this French animated attempt to do to the German toy franchise what Hollywood had done for Dutch Lego didn’t even make for a decent commercial for the toys it was based on. (2019) THE BOURNE IDENTITY The thrill ride begins TVNZ 2, 7.30pm Starting tonight’s double feature is Matt Damon’s great first outing as Jason Bourne, the amnesiac agent from Robert Ludlum’s novels. It set the bar for what was a terrific original trilogy and became something of a game-changer in the action movie business. (2002) PUNCH Above its weight class Rialto, 8.30pm Auckland director Welby Ings deftly combines sports drama and a teenage coming-out story in his debut feature. It’s a dreamy, curiously timeless melodrama in…

NEW LIFE IN THE OLD ALLIANCE

Not that long ago Emmanuel Macron said NATO risked being brain dead, irrelevant. Less than three years on, the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation is very much alive and firing on all synapses: dealing with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the threat to its eastern members, and subtly expanding its remit towards China. For New Zealand, NATO is increasingly relevant and more important to our security than we may yet fully comprehend, a shift given added emphasis by Jacinda Ardern being invited, along with the leaders of Australia, South Korea, and Japan, to the NATO summit in June. Wellington has also sent military personnel and a Hercules C-130 to help the Ukraine effort. Sweden and Finland reversed their Cold War commitment to neutrality after the invasion of Ukraine and opted to apply urgently to…

Support guy

Support guy

A lot of science has gone into developing footwear that provides runners with optimal support so they can avoid injury. However, there is another part of the body that requires extra support. The female breast contains no muscles and has only two weak support structures, the skin and the Cooper’s ligaments. When a woman runs, unrestrained breasts move independently, stretching the ligaments and skin, causing tension and often pain. Like many sports medicine experts, Douglas Powell, of the University of Memphis, was focused on how footwear affects running biomechanics. Then one day he asked researcher Hailey Fong to run on a treadmill for one of their studies and she replied that she couldn’t because she wasn’t wearing her sports bra. Without adequate support, women ran in a different way to minimise discomfort. “I…

WORLD OF LAND ROVERS

WORLD OF LAND ROVERS

1st Daughters Lorina (11) and Isabella (9) unload mum Christine’s new Chesterfield sofa, using dad MANFRED KROPF’S 2.2 TDCi Defender 130 to carry it right to the door of their hilltop home in Ratten, Austria. We’re sure Mum and Dad stepped in to help at some point… ‘A nicely staged family shot from Manfred, with that beautiful sofa almost stealing the limelight from the equally beautiful 130.’ NEIL WATTERSON, EDITOR‘I feel like I need a stiff drink just looking at this amazing photo. Well done, Anthony!’NEIL WATTERSON, EDITOR WIN! gear in the next issue of LRO To browse the full range of gear, go to exmoortrim.co.uk 1st PRIZE Exmoor Trim T-shirt, mug, coffee cup, flask and keyring worth £50.99 2nd PRIZE Exmoor Trim T-shirt and mug worth £27.99 Send pics to wolr@LRO.com. Include a description of the vehicle and…

Smoke & mirrors

If you put the vapes confiscated from intermediate schools in a single region in a pile, Megan Rangiuia imagines they would make a small mountain. The principal of Ilminster Intermediate in Tairāwhiti Gisborne pulls out a photograph of the vapes she confiscated off pupils at her school of 300. In any other setting, the plastic, colourful tubes might resemble an art work. But among 10-to 12-year-olds – tweens who are influenced by what is in vogue – Rangiuia noticed that vaping became cool about three years ago, inspired by the smoke signals coming from TikTok. Australia has begun a war on e-cigarettes, alarmed that vaping has become a serious public health issue. In New Zealand, some health experts also want a war, while others are calling for something more like an…

Smoke & mirrors

YOU TALKIN’ TO ME?

IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS MONTH JERRY O’CONNELL You talkin’ to me? I am talking to you in Topanga, California. It was Rebecca [Romijn] who lived out here when I met her almost 18 years ago. I lived in the city. I was in awe of the beauty out here. I was in awe of Rebecca’s beauty. I was a huge X-Men fan. And therefore, first dating Rebecca was a little scary because you really only know her as Mystique, who is kind of deadly. But there’s also something exciting about that. I remember when Rebecca was filming X-Men 3. We were dating at that time. I went to go visit her on set, and I did kiss her – I got some of the blue stuff on my mouth. I didn’t wash…

YOU TALKIN’ TO ME?
BLOW UP Pip’s tears of joy ‘I COULDN’T DO IT WITHOUT MY FAMILY’

BLOW UP Pip’s tears of joy ‘I COULDN’T DO IT WITHOUT MY FAMILY’

After being crowned champion on new reality series Blow Up, vivacious Dunedin balloon artist Pip Milford Hughes is bursting with pride – and it’s not just the judges who reckon she’s a winner. “My son Oliver, daughter Grace and husband Gareth have all been so supportive, and I couldn’t be more grateful,” says Pip, 54. “Gareth’s definitely not a crier, but when I told him about the win, I saw tears in his eyes. He said, ‘You mightn’t have thought you could do it, but we always knew you could.’” Bursting into tears, Pip explains, “We’ve had some tough times, but my family has always been there for me – not just for this show, but in every way.” Pip’s emotions rise to the surface as she recalls some of her whaˉnau’s trials,…

Shaken awake

Shaken awake

We live in Nelson. A few months ago, my partner and I went out on a Sunday afternoon and came back to find our house had been red-stickered. In an instant, our regular routines ground to a halt. Our plans for the future, which we previously measured in years, immediately shrank to days. We were able to make temporary arrangements, but anything after Christmas is a total void. Despite this fear and insecurity, a part of me felt more alive, shaken out of my humdrum life. I had to appreciate the present, because that was all there was. The gaping void I spent so much time ignoring while I brushed my teeth, watched TV and ate my meals could not be ignored. I came closer to seeing the real me; not…

THE BLAME GAME

THE BLAME GAME

FOSTER’S RECORD 66.7 % wins 16 wins 1 Draw 7 defeats Historic series loss to Ireland First loss to Argentina ‘THE HORSE HAD CANS THROWN AT HIM. HE’D DONE NOTHING WRONG. THE POOR HORSE DIDN’T KNOW WE’D LOST THE WORLD CUP.”’ John Hart was spat on. His horse had beer cans thrown at it. Wayne Smith once had a human turd left in his letter box with a note suggesting it reflected his coaching ability. And Ian Foster was abused getting off the team bus after the second test loss to Ireland in Dunedin. Blaming the coach is a national sport and Foster would be advised to stay away from social media as he is being eviscerated there after the historic series defeat to Ireland. It’s left his coaching tenure hanging by a thread - and rightly so - but his fellow…

Conversation

Vital Experiences Thank you for bringing the plight of rural general practice to the attention of your readers (“A Country Practice” by Findlay Buchanan, March). I am a rural GP, albeit not quite as rural and remote as the practice in Hokianga. I am ex United Kingdom and was fortunate enough to have a university education at a time when it was funded by the UK government. I am sure I have paid back the investment many times over the years and have been fortunate not to have had a large debt hanging over me during the years when I was buying a house and having a family. It is naive to think that the system can depend on imported GPs like myself, or on home-grown GPs who will have needs and…

Conversation

WHERE IS JULIA ROBERTS?

In Australia at the moment, you can’t go for a coffee in Byron Bay or grab a beer at Bondi without running into an A-list celebrity, as moviemakers flock Down Under to avoid pandemic restrictions being placed on half the world. And when it was revealed that Julia Roberts and her family had arrived in Oz via private jet in March, it seemed Aussie streets were to become more star-studded than ever. But ever since it was reported the 53-year-old, her cameraman husband Danny Moder, 52, and their three kids had flown in and then completed government-mandated quarantine at a luxurious Hawkesbury River mansion, no one has so much as caught a glimpse of America’s sweetheart. What’s more, singer Ed Sheeran recently denied reports that he quarantined with Julia and her family. ‘They had…

WHERE IS JULIA ROBERTS?
Thought Pursuit

Thought Pursuit

Where I live, the police drive some heavy-duty machinery. There’s the odd Ford Taurus hanging in there, but mainly it’s Chevy Tahoes, Dodge Durangos, and Ford Explorers, with a healthy smattering of V-8 Dodge Chargers. One day, while I was day-dreaming about municipal budgets (as I am wont to do), I wondered: Would cops drive something smaller and more efficient if they got to share in the savings from a lower purchase price? And if so, what would that number need to be? If I were a cop, I’d think $1000 could persuade me to drive an Escape patrol car. But I am not a cop—I had to turn in my badge because I play by nobody’s rules but my own—so I asked some police to join me in this…

Keep it in the family

Keep it in the family

THE CLEARING, Disney+ from May 24. Miranda Otto has played many characters deserving of a cult following. There was Dimity in her early movie Love Serenade, warrior princess Éowyn in The Lord of the Rings, and Aunt Zelda in the recent campy witchcraft series Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. But in her latest, The Clearing, a cult following comes with her character. In the miniseries adaptation of JP Pomare’s book In the Clearing, she plays Adrienne Beaufort, a character the New Zealand writer based on Anne Hamilton-Byrne. As the head of notorious Australian sect the Family, Hamilton-Byrne claimed she was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, while preaching a New Age mix of Christianity, Hinduism, and space alien theory to her followers. Otto may not be playing Hamilton-Byrne, but her big hair, big glasses and dramatic…

The listeners

The photos on the walls in the wharenui have a heck of a time. They are there for everything, watching and listening as the daily dramas of the p? play out. Place is like a soap opera on the best of days – let alone when things really hit the fan. Just last week, one of the koros was complaining his hangi rocks got moved and his own brother went for his throat, yelling you’d know where they were if you came back more often. That’s the topic on the table most get-togethers. Who visited yesterday, who’s planning to visit tomorrow, who hasn’t been back in ages? The iwi might as well mandate everybody wear a sign around their neck: [FIRST and WHĀNAU NAME] has not been back to their pāpākainga in…

The listeners
Hunger games

Hunger games

Humans burn about 2000-3000 calories a day, no matter how much exercise they do. Herman Pontzer, an associate professor of evolutionary anthropology at Duke University, North Carolina, published these findings in his recent book, Burn, after delving into the lives of hunter-gatherer tribes in East Africa and exploring why they don’t burn more calories than sedentary office workers in New York. Over a decade, Pontzer and colleagues discovered that exercise doesn’t increase our metabolism. The majority of calories are burnt in the process of keeping us alive – in breathing and digestion, for example – while only a small percentage is expended on exercise. “Our metabolic engines were not crafted by millions of years of evolution to guarantee a beach-ready bikini body,” Pontzer says. “Rather, our metabolism has been primed to pack…

Taken as read

As I strolled into work this morning, I was hailed by colleague Robert. “Have you read the Letters to the Listener this week?” he asked. “Someone complained about your column.” “Was it my wife?” I asked. Robert thought I was making a joke, but I really wasn’t. I had already told my wife I would publish a correction to my recent column about misokinesia (a pathological dislike, some sources might say hatred, of repetitive movements such as me jiggling my leg) in which I had, clearly incorrectly, suggested it wasn’t my jiggling that was the problem. “It makes me feel nauseous,” she corrected sternly. Consider me chastened. No, Robert told me I had been “flippant about the elderly”, presumably in my article about the victimisation of old people in online scams. I…

Taken as read

Pour the bubbly

In the wake of natural and climate disasters, we often talk about building back better, but then continue to use the same construction materials because they are usually the cheapest and most easily available. Concrete is a good example. It has been poured into buildings and bridges for centuries because of its strength, durability and the relatively simple recipe for making it. Worldwide, we now use 30 billion tonnes of concrete a year, three times more than four decades ago. Demand for it is rising more steeply than for steel or wood, and it makes up by far the largest share of all human-made building materials, which now collectively outweigh Earth’s entire living biomass. In many ways, concrete is an ideal material for climate-resilient buildings, except for the carbon footprint of one…

Pour the bubbly
THE NEXT AMG C63

THE NEXT AMG C63

THE V8 C63 is dead. Long live the V8. Mercedes-AMG has all but confirmed the next iteration of its much-adored super-sedan will be powered by a four-cylinder turbo, but one packing a monstrous 480kW working in conjunction with a powerful new high-tech rear-axle electric motor. For the first time, the C63 will also be equipped with tarmac-tearing all-wheel drive, with 0-100km/h times expected to dip into the low three-second range. This, of course, represents an enormous philosophical shift away from the current brooding 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8 375kW/700Nm rear-drive model. But it will also mean an enormous increase in outright performance potential: the new C63 will make the current one look slow, blasting the claimed 3.9sec time to 100km/h into the weeds, not to mention our own measured 12.4sec over 400m. And, of course, it…

Change Agent

Change Agent

THE CHAOS OF UPHEAVAL CAN CREATE OPPORTUNITY. Take the dawning EV revolution, which has already seen a startup car company rocket past century-old competitors to become the most valuable automaker on earth. In the latest upset, a Korean brand best known for low prices, long warranties, and liberal financing has created a machine with performance that rivals the most revered Germans. In nomenclature, the difference between the Kia EV6 GT and the lesser EV6 GT-Line models is slight. That Kia denotes the top-performing version of its mid-size EV by reducing rather than adding to the nameplate is something of an undersell, but the GT’s hardware shows the intensity of this effort. The headline achievement is the powertrain. Other dual-motor, all-wheel-drive EV6 models serve up 320 total horsepower; the GT, presumably after downing a…

Bleak times in Britain

Bleak times in Britain

This column has taken a short break from London, in composition if not content. I’m writing in an idyllic setting, on the terrace of a charming villa surrounded by bougainvillea and perched on a pine-filled Croatian hillside above the translucent waters of the Adriatic. Back home, the news is almost unremittingly of the pessimistic kind – inflation is up, productivity down, transport strikes are everywhere, flights cancelled, with a prime minister so deeply mired in his lies and indulgences that even his own ethics adviser has quit. But here, the big issue is whether to swim in the pool or walk down to the sea. On the surface, there is an obvious disconnect between the cloudless beauty of my family holiday and the darkening reality of life in the UK that, by…

Bees & honey

When you drive into Wellington from the airport, you travel along Cobham Drive, a windblown stretch of road with a school, sports fields and industrial buildings on one side and the choppy grey harbour on the other. Halfway along it, you’ll drive over a new pedestrian crossing. It doesn’t look like much, but its construction was a political car crash, partly because of the location (the airport claimed it would cause congestion and initiated a judicial review to halt construction, which it subsequently withdrew) but mostly because of the cost, which came in at an astonishing $2.4 million: $1.8 million to a private construction firm and $535,000 on consulting advice. Once in the heart of Wellington, you’ll arrive at the parliamentary precinct, a cluster of government buildings dominated by the Beehive.…

Bees & honey
SWAROVSKI'S OPTICAL MASTERPIECE THE NL PURE IN 12X42

SWAROVSKI'S OPTICAL MASTERPIECE THE NL PURE IN 12X42

But of course, the Swarovski optical engineers have not been resting on their laurels, they have been beavering away in their laboratories in Absam in the Tyrol, and last year released a new model with an even further improved optical design. Move over ELs, let me introduce the NL Pures! Swarovski are always very careful to keep their new developments under their hat until they have actual production capability and are ready to ship to their customers around the world. They are also very careful to protect their optical designs, in typical stoic, tight lipped Austrian fashion. So about as much as we know technically about the NL Pure design is it has enhanced field flattener lenses – that they say deliver an almost flat, completely distortion-free image – right up…

VIKINGS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN

VIKINGS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN

Kringla heimsins, sú er mannfolyt byggir… These are the words that open the 13th-century History of the Kings of Norway. Written in Old Norse (the language spoken in medieval Scandinavia), it means “The orb of the world, which mankind inhabits.” Penned by an Icelandic chronicler, Snorri Sturluson, the History is an important source on the Vikings, who held Europe in thrall from the eighth to the 11th centuries. Their trading and raiding sent them to the far horizons of that “orb,” sailing west to Britain, then Greenland, and even reaching North America. As well as their infamous brutality, Viking success depended on navigational skills, essential not just to navigate Europe’s rivers and Atlantic coastline, but also to venture south from their homeland all the way to the Mediterranean: “That great sea,”…

SWEDISH HEAVENLY PEACE

‘I wanted the interior to feel fresh, but I didn’t want to lose its original spirit’ For interior designer Marie-Louise Sjögren and her husband Mikael, the idea of buying a house on Stockholm’s archipelago came about on an earlymorning skinny dip in summer 2018. The couple, who live mainly in Stockholm with their three young children, were considering a holiday home in the South of France. But when they visited Mikael’s father’s island summer house, they had a change of heart. ‘We suddenly realised that what we were looking for existed so much closer to home,’ recalls Marie-Louise. ‘It is just so calm and quiet, and it made much more sense to have somewhere just an hour by boat from our flat.’ With their attention on the 30,000-plus islands that make up…

SWEDISH HEAVENLY PEACE

Hedonism

The Conti’s omnipresent torque and unimpeachable composure flatten climbs and melt distance Half an hour in the company of the Continental GT Speed Convertible, the droptop version of Bentley’s most dynamic road car yet, and not only have I stopped worrying, I’ve entirely forgotten exactly what it was I was fretting about. My previously furrowed brow is pebble smooth, the knot in my stomach untangled and replaced by a blissful contented calm. After all, it’s hard to wring your hands about your carbon footprint (a cool 320g per km), or whether or not the Convertible might be a vaguely nonsensical way in which to enjoy Speed specification when they’re clasping one of the most deliciously tactile steering wheels in all existence, its flawless circumferential stitching just so in the hand like a…

Hedonism
#TRAVEL

#TRAVEL

#22 NEXTBASE 422GW Should you run into an accident on the road, a dash cam provides solid evidence of everything that happened, and the Nextbase 422GW is compact, clever and affordable: there’s a 1440p video resolution here, as well as support for Alexa so you can speak to the device too. The 2.5-inch touchscreen panel also makes operating the camera very simple. £139, nextbase.com #23 BELKIN BOOST CHARGE 20K Running out of smartphone juice might be a somewhat trivial problem, but it’s still an incredibly frustrating one – and one which the Boost Charge 20K from Belkin can solve. That 20K refers to 20,000mAh of battery capacity, which means that it can charge a standard phone around five times before it needs to be recharged itself. £29.99, belkin.com #24 ANGELL ELECTRIC BIKE If you find the thought…

Suffer the child workers

Suffer the child workers

I am a lifelong reader of newspapers. We still get the printed edition of the Washington Post, mostly because, at my age, if I don’t go out and get the newspaper after starting the coffee how the hell am I supposed to know my day has begun? These days, however, one must approach the Post with eyes narrowed to a slit lest you see the front page in its entirety, and the comprehensive awfulness of it sends you racing back to bed. Even a careless glance at a rarely visited section can ruin your day. Like this morning, when in the process of delicately removing the sports section – still the safest spot in the paper, though horrors have lurked in its pages all too regularly of late – the business…

The wrong trousers

There is nothing so soul-sapping as pondering a political poll. You wonder who does ponder them. Presumably that chap in a suit who is slightly ahead of that other chap in a suit in the popularity stakes. Until the next poll in which, quite possibly, that other chap in a suit sprints ahead of that other chap in a suit by a breath-taking 0.1%, or some similarly thrilling margin. A snail race would be more exciting. We have five more months of polls to come, of cheering on our favourite snail, or sneering at our least-preferred snail, until we slowly slime across the line that is election day. The very thought is enough to make one lose the will to live, let alone vote. Currently, the Prime Minister, Chris Hipkins, is the…

The wrong trousers

Lost in translation

The ways in which te Tiriti o Waitangi/the Treaty of Waitangi has been interpreted by New Zealanders over the past 50 years owe a great deal to a famous scholarly journal article published in 1972 by a remarkable historian, Ruth Ross. Or rather, interpretation of the treaty owes an enormous amount to the changing ways in which her article has been read, inside and more especially outside the cloistered world of universities. This is probably unsurprising. The main reason an article such as Ross’s becomes famous is that interpretation of it does not lead to any definite conclusion. The history of any major text is often a history of divergent or even conflicting interpretations, and the different uses to which it is put by those who read it. This is true of…

Lost in translation
How to cut the road toll

How to cut the road toll

It’s time we stopped making excuses for the appalling deaths on our roads. It’s not because of bad weather, bad roads, old cars, “bloody tourists” or the Covid vaccine turning drivers blind. If we drove well, the previous factors would be taken care of, but instead we choose to drive badly. (Not you and me, of course; our driving is exemplary. It’s the other couple of million who are the problem.) This attitude is demonstrated by a recent online exchange I saw where an individual announced that it was fine for drivers like him to tailgate others because of their “superior driving ability”. Maybe if Sir Lewis Hamilton had moved to Warkworth and changed his name to Brent, there would be some truth in this, but it seems unlikely. It appears most…

True colours

The past month has certainly made it feel like it’s election year. Labour and the Greens have had folk hop waka or abandon the race entirely. We’ve seen a revolving door of ministerial portfolios and, if Christopher Luxon is to be believed, Labour’s headed for a “coalition of chaos”, not a million miles away from the “chaos caucus” that some US media have used to describe the 2023 Republican congressional caucus. Luxon, too, has had his own personnel troubles: you can bet Labour will be reminding voters about the historical and contemporary missteps of Sam Uffindel, Barbara Kuriger, Stephen Jack, Maureen Pugh and others come election time. But will this make any difference? A US poll in late April stated that 71% of Republican voters said they would vote for Donald Trump,…

True colours
Let the people in

Let the people in

The most difficult thing about urban design improvements, former Dunedin mayor Aaron Hawkins told me recently, “is that you have to make the case for them as an abstraction. And humans don’t do abstraction well, as a general rule.” Any proposal for change creates a vacuum: detailed design can’t be done until funding is secured. Until that stage, Hawkins said, “The conservative voices can just wave their arms around and say, ‘Nobody will be able to access the city centre ever again. Crime will skyrocket. It must be stopped!’ So, of course, people sign a petition saying, ‘Please don’t do what conservative politicians say you’re going to do.’” He was referring to the controversy over an upgrade of Dunedin’s main retail strip, George St, which undoubtedly played a role in Hawkins, who…

Man of actions

Man of actions

It was more than 30 years ago that, as a recruit at the Sydney Morning Herald, I was told a wild story by a knockabout, cocky bloke in a faded jean jacket and lefty T-shirt from inside the central Sydney headquarters of the Australian Labor Party (ALP). Anthony Albanese was then a 26-year-old assistant secretary for the Left faction in the party’s avowedly right-wing headquarters; the future prime minister was a warrior for social justice while the Zegna suits of the dominant Right lunched power and influence with Sydney’s moneyed movers. Albanese thought them spivs. The loathing was mutual. Right-faction operatives rifled through his desk, and had instructed receptionists not to put calls through to him. A Right leader threatened that anyone who seconded a motion by Albanese would be expelled from…

The write stuff

At the age of 30, Joe Bennett arrived in Lyttelton and moved into the cottage where he has lived ever since. This is the point where the English-born columnist and author concludes his just-published memoir, From There to Here. It might seem unusual to stop an autobiography halfway through a life, but Bennett explains that most of the adventures that make interesting reading happened in his earlier years. He finally settled down when he chose New Zealand as his home, and he’s happier for it. “Until then, everything I owned you could get in a suitcase and a half,” he says. “My feet had always itched. Then I chose to come here, and it felt like a watershed. I bought a house, got a dog, and then it was all over. It…

The write stuff
NICOLE’S FURY KEITH & KATY’S ON-SET FLIRTING!

NICOLE’S FURY KEITH & KATY’S ON-SET FLIRTING!

Keith Urban can’t wait to get back on to the set of American Idol after announcing his upcoming return as a guest mentor. It’s been seven years since he flirted up a storm with fellow judge Jennifer Lopez on the hit talent show – and insiders say his wife Nicole Kidman “is bracing for more of the same” when it comes to current judge Katy Perry. “Keith is a huge fan of Katy’s,” reveals an insider. “One of his favourite songs is Teenage Dream. “He’s never made a fuss over performing in front of other judges, but this time, with Katy there, he’s making a huge effort to put on a perfect show. He’s always admired her vocal range and has a terabyte of songs he’d love to record with her.” However, friends…

An amateur exposed

An amateur exposed

‘Kia ora,” I said. June the postie gave me a look. “Kia ora,” she said, and smiled. Then: “Kei te pēhea koe?” It was my turn to give a look. “Er, sorry, ‘kia ora’ is about as far as my Māori goes,” I mumbled. We gave each other more looks. What she could see was me going as red as a sunburnt bum. What I could see was her smiling at me as I went as red as a sunburnt bum. “‘Kei te pēhea koe?’ means ‘how are you?’” June continued, as if speaking to a slightly dim child, which, by this time, felt about right. “What should I say in return?” I ventured. “You should say ‘Kei te pai’, ‘I’m good’.” “Kei te …” “Kei te pai,” June repeated, then “Eat the pie!” She hooted…

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE NOT EXPECTING MENOPAUSE

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE NOT EXPECTING MENOPAUSE

YOUR ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BEING THE BEST YOU If you’ve never heard the term perimenopause, peri is Greek for “near” and menopause is, well, menopause – the end of our fertile years. But it’s not something to be afraid of. It’s not a disease or a disorder – it’s a natural life transition. However, getting there can be a confusing rollercoaster, which is why understanding it is key. Knowledge is power! WHAT IS PERIMENOPAUSE? Perimenopause is the lead-up to menopause. If you’re in your early forties, you’re probably in it or will be very soon. You might not even realise you’ve stumbled into it because it can creep up gradually. What’s more, most menopause symptoms actually happen during peri – and 20% of women don’t experience any symptoms, gliding right on through! But if you…

Palace politics

YOUNG QUEENS: Three Renaissance Women and the Price of Power, by Leah Redmond Chang (Bloomsbury, $39.99) is out now in ebook and audiobook, in print on August 1. Young Queens is the latest in a recent flurry of books by female historians seeking to highlight significant but often overlooked women in history: queens and consorts, wives and mothers, who for centuries have been relegated to the footnotes while male historians wrote of kings and battles. The three queens highlighted by Leah Redmond Chang are Catherine de’ Medici (1519-89), Queen of France and mother of two kings, who “changed the face of France”, ruling for 30 years in all but name; Catherine’s eldest daughter, Elisabeth de Valois (1545-68), who became Queen of Spain; and Mary, Queen of Scots (1542-87), whose chaotic reign ended…

Palace politics
Planned in an hour! ‘OUR LAST-MINUTE LOCKDOWN WEDDING’

Planned in an hour! ‘OUR LAST-MINUTE LOCKDOWN WEDDING’

‘That’s when we decided it was happening – and it was happening in an hour’ They say the course of true love never did run smooth – and there’s nothing like a pandemic to prove it! With one COVIDcancelled wedding behind them, Auckland couple Paelina and Joshua Passfield couldn’t believe their bad luck when their phones blared with a Civil Defence notification advising them of an upcoming lockdown, effectively cancelling their second lot of plans. Unable to face the idea of postponing their nuptials again, Paelina decided there was no time like the present and declared they’d be getting married that night, before Auckland entered Alert Level 3 at 6am the next day. She wasn’t able to organise a last-minute photographer for their whirlwind ceremony, so fortunately, Woman’s Day has come to…

The Garage project

No one in their right mind would start a fanzine with the dream of it eventually finding a publisher in the United States. That sort of thing doesn’t happen in real life. Yet somehow it happened to me. Nearly 40 years after I produced my zine, Garage, in my Dunedin bedroom, I am boarding a flight from Auckland to Chicago. I’m going to meet Todd. That’s Todd Novak of HoZac books in Chicago, USA. He’d emailed me two years ago, excited to have seen copies of the zine online. They’d been scanned onto the web in 2011 for record label Flying Nun’s 30th anniversary. Noise artist and writer Bruce Russell did that as he knew there was a small international audience who obsessed over the music of Flying Nun. Todd read them and immediately…

The Garage project
The longevity guru

The longevity guru

Anyone who has ever visited a nursing home will have seen them, trapped in their recliners, mouths open and eyes blank, being fed liquids from sippy cups: elderly people who are entirely dependent on their carers. Some look close to death; arguably, their quality of life is so diminished they may as well be. It can be difficult to see these people. None of us want to envisage ourselves spending our final years that way. But we ought to be envisaging it, says Canadian-American doctor and longevity expert Peter Attia. He believes we should be spending more time with those who are in their final 10 years – what he terms “the marginal decade” – and thinking about what we want for that time in our own lives. We need to…

Hollywood GREATEST LOVE ’s SCANDALS

Spencer Tracy & Katharine Hepburn ★ Spencer and Katharine were a legendary couple – on and off the silver screen. They starred in nine movies together, starting with 1942’s Woman Of The Year, which started their relationship. Despite the fact they were together for more than 25 years, Hollywood icon Spencer – a staunch Catholic – refused to divorce his wife Louise Treadwell, or publicly acknowledge his love for Katharine. Katharine, known for playing uncompromising, spirited women on screen, was said to be totally captivated by Spencer, hence agreeing to keep their relationship out of the public eye. “I loved Spencer Tracy,” Katharine wrote in her 1991 autobiography Me: Stories Of My Life. “I would have done anything for him.” The actor became ill with heart disease in 1963. Katharine moved in to care for…

Hollywood GREATEST LOVE ’s SCANDALS

THE AFFAIR HE TRIED TO HIDE!

King Charles reportedly once said that Lady Dale “Kanga” Tryon was “the only woman who ever understood me”, but even while their love affair was scandalising English high society, the royal was also sleeping with the woman who would become his queen. It was an epic tug of war between Kanga and Camilla Parker Bowles that played out during the 1970s. And while Camilla eventually won the battle royal for Charles’ heart and is now his queen, many don’t know that he kept both women as mistresses for years – and reportedly “bounced from Camilla’s bed to that of Lady Tryon, then back again”! The passions bubbled under the surface even after Charles married Princess Diana in 1981, with the women continuing to dislike each other. So how did a little-known Australian woman…

THE AFFAIR HE TRIED TO HIDE!
THE TACKLE!

THE TACKLE!

It’s a night Jeff Wilson can’t forget. He’d like to, but there are too many people happy to remind him. “I don’t need to see it,” Wilson says, waving his hand to add emphasis. He’s talking about a photo that shows him losing the ball forward in what would have been a match winning try had it not been for a remarkable tackle by Wallabies halfback George Gregan. There are two different clips on Youtube with the shorter version viewed almost 300,000 times and a longer edit nudging 200,000. “Nothing,” is Wilson’s succinct answer when asked what his memories are of the night. “That was the start of my poor memory,” he laughs. “It’s easier as a sportsman to have a poor memory because you remember the bad days a lot more than…

FLYNNY’S EMOTIONAL WEDDING ‘I’LL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU’

Standing at the altar on a perfect autumn day, radio host Paul “Flynny” Flynn is hit by a wave of nerves. As a marriage celebrant, he’s played a leading role in more than 300 weddings, yet today he is the groom and emotion is running high as he waits for his bride Jo Whitaker to arrive for their clifftop nuptials on Auckland’s stunning West Coast. When he hears the first strains of the bagpipes ring out above Karioitahi Beach, played by Jo’s dad Merv in a nod to the family’s Scottish roots, it’s perhaps no surprise that tears begin to fall. The dad-of-four might be a dab hand at weddings, but as he catches sight of Jo heading down the aisle towards him, on the arm of her brother Darryn, he…

FLYNNY’S EMOTIONAL WEDDING ‘I’LL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU’
The good ancestor

The good ancestor

THE LONG VIEW: Why We Need to Transform How the World Sees Time, by Richard Fisher (Wildfire, $39.99) In times of ever-shortening attention spans and increasingly threatening crises, British geologist turned science writer Richard Fisher’s book is a welcome antidote to doomism. Essentially, it is a cultural history of our relationship with time. But the book’s focus is on the growing philosophical movement of longtermism, and Fisher builds a convincing, and very readable, argument for adopting a longer perspective to improve our chances of tackling slow-burning threats such as climate change and ecological collapse collectively and fairly. As an added benefit, we might gain a more optimistic outlook in the present. If you stop long enough to take notice, it’s obvious that we have surrendered to short-term thinking. It’s reflected in politics driven…

Up & atom

If you had to name the best-selling book of the past few years, chances are you might pick EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey. And you’d be right that people are still snapping up the erotic potboiler, even though it first came out over a decade ago, More recently, however, another title has been flying off the shelves. Atomic Habits by James Clear has already sold more than 9 million copies, and I can honestly say it’s changed my life. Yet its underlying message is remarkably simple: small habits make a huge difference. It was Aristotle who said: “Ninety-five per cent of everything you do is the result of habit.” Habits make us who we are. But according to Clear, we need to flip that on its head. Before we decide which…

Up & atom
Pomp & reduced circumstances

Pomp & reduced circumstances

Last month, as Britain went through its preparations for the lavish jamboree celebrating the coronation of King Charles, Huw Pill, the chief economist of the Bank of England, suggested that Britons “need to accept they’re worse off”. Instead of trying to get wage rises that will maintain high inflation, he explained, we should all just come to terms with the fact that we are poorer. In other words, shut up and enjoy the ceremony. No politician would ever have said such a thing, because in politics, the promise is always of better times ahead. But the truth is that hasn’t been the case for 15 years, since the banks went bust and Britain went into hock bailing them out. Brexit and then Covid only made a bad situation worse. Whatever the chief economist…

TINY TERROR

TINY TERROR

KEVIN Grainger has been playing around with old cars since the ‘70s. In 1974 he started work on ‘48 Ford Pop, running an HA Viva front end, 105E Anglia rear, and a hotted 1725cc Hunter engine. It was painted in blue with the name ‘Blue Moves’ (after an Elton John album title). Once completed in ‘77, and as his daily driver, the Pop was a regular sight around Hamilton ‘til the mid-'80s. A lot of the original Pop's build set the pattern for Kevin's next project, the Van you see here. A trip down to Horopito in ‘77 bought back the remains of the ‘38 Thames; yes, it's a ‘38 Thames. While many folks instantly assume it's Pop Van, this one is a ‘38 Thames and proudly wears the rare grille…

Pressure test

This can be served warm as a pudding or cold as a cake, and I’ve given an icing option accordingly. The quantities of this recipe are for a 16-17cm Bundt tin; you can also use it to make six little steamed puddings in ramekins or pudding basins, instead. BLUEBERRY BUNDT CAKE 75g butter, softened, plus extra for greasing (optional)100g caster sugar or light soft brown sugarzest of 1 lemon100g plain flour, plus extra for dusting (optional)1 tsp baking powder1 egg75g sour cream or yogurt75g blueberries FOR THE ICING (OPTIONAL) 1 tbsp blueberries1 tbsp lemon juice150g icing sugar Coat the inside of your Bundt tin with cooking spray, or butter and flour, tapping off any excess flour. Cream the butter, sugar and lemon zest together until very soft and aerated. Add the flour, baking powder, egg and…

Pressure test

Matty & Ryan’s perfect day ‘IT WAS BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS’

Clutching shots of tequila as they stand in front of their closest friends and family at Auckland’s Parihoa Farm on New Year’s Eve, Matty McLean and his very-soon-to-be-husband Ryan Teece grin at each other, then down their drinks in unison. Now the gorgeous grooms – emotional, extroverted Breakfast host Matty, 36, and his practical beau Ryan, 31, who needs the shot to settle his nerves – are finally ready to tie the knot after six years of dating. Their celebrant Jo Johnston tells their 160 guests, “There are going to be a few things that aren’t traditional today. If the shots didn’t set the tone, they’ve planned a few surprises… because, despite what Matt might say, they know it’s not all about them today. This is your New Year’s party as well.” This…

Matty & Ryan’s perfect day ‘IT WAS BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS’
Style shifts

Style shifts

home profile MEET & GREET Mary (self-employed interior designer and artist) and Matt Tapsell (executive chef), and their daughters Rosemary, six, Olive, three, and Daisy, one. THE PROPERTY Three-bedroom attached rental unit in Bucklands Beach, Auckland. For Mary Tapsell, home should be a calm and comfortable place – a sometimes tricky proposition when you don’t own the property you live in. But the interior designer, artist and mother of three, has turned transforming a rental into an art form, creating soothing spaces for her family without interfering with the integrity of a house. Two years ago, when Mary saw the attached unit in a beachy East Auckland suburb, she knew this would work for her, husband Matt and their girls. At just 120sqm, it wasn’t big, but it had three bedrooms and features she instantly liked…

Planning for the worst

Planning for the worst

Seismologist John McCloskey was shaken awake by an earthquake on February 6 this year. He was in Palestine, 650km from the 7.8-magnitude earthquake in southeastern Turkey: “The whole building was shaking. Wearing my seismologist’s hat, in the middle of the night, I said to myself, ‘That isn’t a local earthquake, that must be a long way away. But it must be really, really big.’” Two decades before, the University of Edinburgh scientist had pinpointed where a large earthquake was likely to strike in southeastern Turkey. The February quake struck in exactly that location but was 20 years after McCloskey’s prediction. Clearly, getting the location right is not enough. Prediction of the timing is essential to guiding short-term action and influencing long-term planning. For a local example, there will be a serious earthquake on…

Strong medicine

THERE’S A CURE FOR THIS, by Dr Emma Espiner (Penguin, $35), out on May 9. “I didn’t know about kids eating dog food for breakfast.” There are many lines that stayed with me once I’d put this book down (after reading it cover to cover in less than 24 hours), but this is the one that won’t go away. I read that sentence three times, trying to visualise that in my head. I couldn’t. But somewhere in New Zealand, a first-world country, there are kids eating dog food. Don’t look away. Emma Espiner (Ngāti Tukorehe, Ngāti Porou) graduated from the School of Medicine in Auckland in 2020. I remember seeing her at a writers festival a few months into her first year as a doctor. “How’s your first year as a house…

Strong medicine

THE HIGHEST-PAID ENTERTAINERS

1. Peter Jackson • $580 mil The Lord of the Rings director became a billionaire in November when he sold part of his visual-effects firm, Weta Digital, to Unity Software for $1.6 billion, about 40% of it in cash. 2. Bruce Springsteen • $435 mil (See story, page 15.) 3. Jay-Z • $340 mil The hip-hop mogul cashed out stakes in music streamer Tidal and the Armand de Brignac champagne brand. 4. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson • $270 mil About 25% of his earnings came from starring roles in films like Jungle Cruise and Red Notice; most of the rest came from his buzzy tequila brand, Teremana. 5. Kanye West • $235 mil He earns most of his money from a multiyear deal to design Yeezy sneakers for Adidas. A jacket and hoodie designed for the Gap arrived last…

THE HIGHEST-PAID ENTERTAINERS
NORTHERN ESCAPE

NORTHERN ESCAPE

As we drive to the Far North in early January the roads are very busy out of Auckland. We are in the holiday traffic, and once we complete the section of motorway through the tunnel at Pūhoi the pace slows to a crawl. Patience wanes after a series of slow stop–starts through Warkworth and a long 50km section through Dome Valley. Parts of the highway are pretty rough, and having not travelled north for a number of years I am surprised how bad this section of road is. But there are plans underway for the construction of a motorway bypassing Warkworth, Dome Valley and Wellsford. Improvement is long overdue and will certainly help access to Northland. SCAN QR TO WATCH THE VIDEO OR CLICK IN DIGITAL EDITION Youtube channel: NZTODAY RV…

how to… decorate with pattern

1 all in the detail If you’re tempted to use pattern but wary of the commitment, remember to start small. One of my favourite uses of wallpaper recently has been in the back of a kitchen dresser where I used the Hegemone paper with its exuberant free-flowing blooms to connect the kitchen to the exterior view of the garden. Joa Studholme, colour curator, Farrow & Ball 2 anchor the scheme It’s important to not think of rules but rather be guided by what you love. Mix up the scale and go for contrasts – mix checks with flowers, abstract tiny designs with stripes, and mix textures – linen with wool, flocked wallpaper with silk, satin with velvet. If you’re nervous, keep your palette tight to ‘anchor’ the mix – allowing one off beat accent…

how to… decorate with pattern

Horizon

1 ONEPLUS 9 PRO • £TBC, oneplus.com OnePlus exists as a company because it aimed to build a new breed of flagship phones. The OnePlus 8 Pro was spectacular enough that it bagged our 2020 Gadget of the Year T3 Award – and now the 9 Pro (and, with it, the more affordable 9) sees the company throwing new technology and impressive partnerships at its handsets and well and truly cementing its place pushing the high end forward. The Pro’s screen is perhaps its greatest asset, marking significant progression in the world of compact OLEDs. The panel, called ‘Fluid Display 2.0’, uses a low-temperature polycrystalline oxide (LTPO) material. We’ve seen this elsewhere, like in Samsung’s Note 20 Ultra, but never like this. OnePlus can step the screen right down to a 1Hz refresh…

Horizon

HOT 100

#100 REFLECT Hold the Reflect orb in your hands and it reads your vital biological signs, reflecting them back to you as you try to relax and keeping a log of them in its app. Its makers call this a ‘wellness experience’: it’s weird, sure, but if you’re on a personal journey and just can’t get meditation right it might be perfect. Or it might stress you out even more? $199 (around £145), meetreflect.com #99 KARA PURE Under the hood the Kara Pure isn’t an entirely new device – it’s a condenser dehumidifier, which explains its magical ability to pull 10L filtered alkaline water out of the air every day. That makes it great for filling a refreshing glass in places where the water supply might be routinely contaminated – and it’ll leave the air in…

HOT 100

HIDDEN HISTORIES

“The sense of belonging, and of loss, is rarely covered in history books” Histories are all around us – but often they are hidden, either because we’re not looking in the right places or asking the right questions. They are not only big moments, but small ones too. I want to tell you about a mother and daughter, Runi and Farah. I’ve been interviewing them across the course of nearly a decade for a series I make for BBC Radio 4 called Three Pounds in My Pocket, which charts – through personal testimonies – the social history of British south Asians in the postwar years, and of their descendants. Runi came to Britain in 1968 from Dhaka, then in East Pakistan but now in Bangladesh, as a young bride to be with her…

HIDDEN HISTORIES

BY THE GLASS

SOLO SEAGULL If being the first and only person to build a tiny distillery on a remote farm on the Otago Peninsula is your dream, then sorry to break it to you, but Richard Wilson has already done it. Already an experienced distiller, Richard moved his family to the farm and discovered a source of ultra-pure spring water and an abundance of native flora for botanicals on site. He knew what he had to do, and Sandymount Distillery was born. Named after the tiny island southeast of Pukehiki, near Sandfly Bay, his Sandymount Gull Rock Vodka 700ml ($64) is supremely smooth with subtle salinity, wet stone minerality and white pepper warmth on the finish. sandymount.nz KEEP COOL FOR COLERAINE 2020 heralds the 36th release of New Zealand’s most famous red wine and the…

BY THE GLASS
CHARLES LAYS DOWN THE LAW ‘YOU’RE NOT PART OF THIS FAMILY!’

CHARLES LAYS DOWN THE LAW ‘YOU’RE NOT PART OF THIS FAMILY!’

Prince Andrew is defying his brother King Charles’ orders by refusing to leave his 30-room Royal Lodge mansion on the Windsor estate, where he’s lived for almost 20 years. But the disgraced royal fears the monarch may go to extreme lengths to get him out. “He’s concerned that now the coronation is over, the knives are out,” royal biographer Phil Dampier tells Woman’s Day. “He’s worried that the royals might even turn off the utilities to get him out of there.” According to reports, the $60 million home – which Andrew, 63, shares with ex-wife Sarah Ferguson – has been earmarked for the Prince and Princess of Wales, and the Duke of York has been told he must vacate by September. In addition, Charles, 74, is reportedly cutting the $500,000 subsidy that the late…

At risk of cancellation

At risk of cancellation

Thank you, Andrew Anthony, for your intelligent article “Transition alley” (May 13), where you look at Hannah Barnes’ book Time to Think on the Gender Identity Development Service at the Tavistock Centre, London. Also, thank you for calling Posie Parker a “women’s rights campaigner” and the protests “claims of transphobia”. Such simple discriminations make a world of difference when so few seem to be able to see that there is more than one side to this fraught debate around gender. Sadly, the realistic fear of condemnation and cancellation, in NZ as well as overseas, makes it hard for concerned voices to be heard and so little thoughtful debate is possible. While there is a lot of focus on male-to-female self-identification, in reality, there is a huge rise in the number of…

Shackles to spare

Shackles to spare

A riddle: when is a waka jump not a waka jump? Apparently, when former Labour MP, now Te Pāti Māori MP, Meka Whaitiri does the leaping. Speaker of the House Adrian Rurawhe has decreed that her resignation email did not meet the criteria for what, under the so-called waka-jumping law, ought to have forced her to give up her Ikaroa-Rāwhiti seat. He hasn’t released her email, if indeed there is an email, although apparently there is no legal reason he can’t. He said: “I think it would be a dangerous situation for the Speaker of the House to start interpreting things that are clearly not being officially submitted to me. Now, as I began my ruling, members can say whatever they like outside of this House but unless they inform me…

Properly speaking

Properly speaking

In the wee hours of the morning, five days a week, the alarm clock beeps on Nathan Rarere’s phone at 3.10am. He hits the snooze button, and dozes for 10 more precious minutes until the next round of beeps gets him out of bed. It’s off to work he must go, leaving his wife, their two daughters and four cats snuggled up in the sleepy warmth of their West Auckland home. His mission, as host of Radio New Zealand’s 5am First Up show, is to help listeners enjoy waking up, too. Over the past two years, Rarere and his team have built First Up into a brisk mix of news and interviews that make you more engaged in what’s going on in the world, even if you’re only half-awake. It’s also deliciously eccentric. When…

The grass is greener

The grass is greener

After starring in the 1980s television adaptation of Colleen McCullough’s The Thorn Birds, English-born actress Rachel Ward married her co-star Bryan Brown and moved to Australia, where they raised their three children. Over the years, Ward has moved away from acting in favour of directing, writing and activism. Most recently, she has turned her hand to agriculture, transforming her rural New South Wales property into a regenerative farm, a transition she documents in the feature-length film Rachel’s Farm, playing at the upcoming Doc Edge Festival. Your lineage goes back to Henry VIII. What was childhood like for a posh kid in the Cotswolds? I was sent to boarding school when I was 10, which meant I became independent really quickly. Being away from my family was no problem for me, and I…

Sharing and caring

Sharing and caring

Hospice is grassroots. It was founded in the 1960s by UK palliative care pioneer Dame Cicely Saunders, who believed everyone deserved to die well after she witnessed undignified and painful deaths in hospital. The first hospice was set up in New Zealand in 1979, with more following in the early 1980s, set up by passionate people who saw a need for this type of care here, too. Hospice has remained at the heart of communities across Aotearoa since then. Our philosophy of care looks at the whole person, not just their disease or symptoms. Everyone is treated as an individual. What matters to them matters to us, and through this approach, we explore and support all aspects of a person – their physical, emotional, social and spiritual needs. We help people…

INSIDE DAME EDNA’S SECRET LIFE

INSIDE DAME EDNA’S SECRET LIFE

When he was a little boy, Barry Humphries’ mother sternly told him not to draw attention to himself. Her floppy-haired, artistic son loved breaking the rules. But nobody could’ve guessed that a suburban misfit from Melbourne would go on to hog the global spotlight as superstar Dame Edna Everage and a host of other characters. The world mourned when Barry – acclaimed comic, actor, writer and artist – died at Sydney’s St Vincent’s Hospital on 22 April, aged 89, following a seven-decade career. Friend and fan King Charles III even sent the Humphries family a personal letter to convey his sympathies and was said to have called Barry before he passed away. Ricky Gervais declared Barry a “comedy genius”, while chat-show legend Sir Michael Parkinson said outrageous Dame Edna was his most…

Coronation abomination

Coronation abomination

Here at Lush Places, the bunting has come down. Actually, it never went up. But I did make a quiche to celebrate the coronation. That is also a lie. I made a quiche because we, unlike the odious British Tory Jacob Rees-Mogg, like a quiche. He said: “I don’t like quiche, it’s disgusting, I wouldn’t dream of having it.” This seemed to be a good enough reason to indulge in a quiche. The coronation of King Charlie was quite the spectacle. Watching it was very strange, a time warp, akin to being transported back in time 700 years. But it will mostly be remembered as the dividing of a kingdom over a quiche. Only the English could get their Marks and Sparks knickers in such a twist over a bit of…

VICTORIA FREN’S FIVE-STAR WEDDING!

Travel Guides Australia star Victoria Fren says her new husband Nathan Moran’s late grandfather Barry – who sadly passed away a week before their wedding – “was definitely looking down on us” during their special ceremony, given the unseasonably sunny weather the couple enjoyed on the day. The 29-year-old walked down a gum tree-shaded aisle toward an ancient rock cathedral in picturesque Kangaroo Valley, two hours south of Sydney, on the arm of her father and fellow reality star Mark Fren, who was overcome with emotion. “When I saw Victoria, I was bawling my eyes out,” Mark tells Woman’s Day. “I just couldn’t stop. I didn’t know whether it was because I saw my little girl was getting married and she was all grown up or that I was thinking of my…

VICTORIA FREN’S FIVE-STAR WEDDING!

Bodies on fire

When it comes to the battle of the dinners, the meal Shilpa Ravella ate the evening before we spoke ticked more anti-inflammatory boxes than the meal I ate. Both our meals were meat-free, which is good – meat, and in particular red meat, has been shown to increase inflammation. But mine included an animal product (feta cheese), which is not quite so good. And while my meal had lots of different vegetables, including avocado and peas, which are both high in fibre, as well as olive oil and a few nuts, it had no whole grains or legumes. Ravella’s meal, on the other hand, included both whole grains and legumes – quinoa and beans – as well as fresh coriander and a number of different spices. All these foods are known to…

Bodies on fire
CHARLES & HARRY’S TEARFUL REUNION

CHARLES & HARRY’S TEARFUL REUNION

After months of “will he, won’t he?” speculation, Prince Harry finally jetted into London in what palace insiders are dubbing a “fleeting but meaningful” visit. And while Harry, 38, may have no other supporters among the rest of his family, who have been aghast at his shocking attacks on the monarchy, insiders reveal he brokered a fragile peace with his father King Charles III, 74. “Harry was determined to put on a flawless show as the dutiful son,” a palace source says. “He is genuinely proud and in awe of what his father is going through, and the incredible weight he now bears. Whatever’s going on with the rest of the family, Harry was not going to let it mar his father’s special day. “Their troubles are by no means resolved, but it…

REVISED FLAGSHIP IS ONE FOR THE DRIVERS

REVISED FLAGSHIP IS ONE FOR THE DRIVERS

Model Lexus LS500 F Sport Engine 3445cc V6 (90°), dohc, 24v, twin-turbo Power 310kW @ 6000rpm Torque 600Nm @ 1600-4800rpm Transmission 10-speed automatic Weight 2230kg 0-100km/h 5.0sec (claimed) Economy 10.0L/100km Price $195,953 On sale Now THE LATEST Lexus LS limousine has quite a unique character depending on the choice of engines and two trim levels available. The most driver-focused example, the LS500 F Sport, is fitted with the 310kW, 600Nm 3.5-litre twin-turbo V6 rather than the 264kW 3.5-litre V6 hybrid, as well as a raft of mechanical inclusions aimed at making it sharper to drive. For their substantial near-$200K outlay, LS owners benefit from a fairly absurd level of standard equipment, including soft-close doors, 28-way adjustable and heated seats, heated steering wheel and an electronically controlled rear sunshade and sunroof; while the infotainment has been upgraded to a 12.3-inch widescreen and…

J.LO & BEN’S PUBLIC MARRIAGE MELTD OWN

‘The honeymoon period is well and truly over for them’ When Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck tied the knot last year, after rekindling a romance that had lain dormant for almost two decades, it seemed not even a movie script could have been more romantic. Their idyllic August wedding in the American south indicated that “Bennifer 2.0” would get their happily ever after – which is why friends were so surprised to see them looking so gloomy in each other’s company at the Grammy Awards. Fans and onlookers alike were quick to note that every time the camera panned to Ben, 50, and his 53-year-old bride, the couple seemed locked in a tense exchange. “However bad of a day you’re having, I promise you’re not as miserable as Ben Affleck at the Grammys right…

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A whole new Hayley ‘I’VE FINALLY FOUND MY HAPPY PLACE’

A whole new Hayley ‘I’VE FINALLY FOUND MY HAPPY PLACE’

‘Good things came along too... I learnt to appreciate the light with the dark’ Wrapped in a cosy jumper in the lounge of her new home, Hayley Holt is finally in her happy place. After a painful 18 months, which saw the TVNZ sports reporter and her partner Josh Tito deal with the sudden and tragic stillbirth of their son Frankie when Hayley was six months pregnant, the pair have shared a difficult path together. But a year down the track, life is better and brighter, and Hayley and Josh have something to celebrate – the purchase of their first home together. As she takes Woman’s Day on a tour, long-term renter Hayley laughs that it took her a full week to feel like she wasn’t squatting in someone else’s home. But…

MILLIONAIRE’S ROW

MILLIONAIRE’S ROW

The New Zealand suburban landscape, when it is projected onto wild places, is an odd thing. Mixed with the New Zealand summer holiday, suburbia has all the beauty and absurdity of a bad translation. Or that was the way it seemed when our family turned up at a campsite on the shores of a South Island hydro lake late in the summer, with a boat on the back and a tent in the car. We were getting away from it all and looking forward to swimming, fishing, and sailing. What we didn’t know is that we were about to drive slap-bang into a version of suburbia we thought we had escaped from. We arrived early in the morning and perused the campsite for a suitable gap to pitch the tent. There…

‘WE’VE LOST HARRY FOREVER’

When it was finally confirmed, after several years of planning, that the long-awaited unveiling of a Princess Diana statue at Kensington Palace would go ahead on July 1, it was always going to be an emotionally charged event. Not least because insiders held high hopes that reuniting in their late mother’s memory would prompt the warring Wales boys to put their bitter feud behind them. But as the poignant date – which would’ve been Diana’s 60th birthday – drew nearer, William and Harry’s resentment towards each other only grew, their rift widening as Harry, 36, and his wife, the Duchess of Sussex, aired the palace’s dirty laundry in a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey and a subsequent podcast with actor Dax Shepard. For his part, William, 39, has backed an external investigation into…

‘WE’VE LOST HARRY FOREVER’
The 15-inch MacBook Air will be the perfect mix of portability, price, and performance

The 15-inch MacBook Air will be the perfect mix of portability, price, and performance

Rumors picked up again recently that a new 15-inch MacBook Air will be Apple’s next major Mac release, possibly at the Worldwide Developers conference, according to Mark Gurman’s latest report. But whether we get it before, during, or after WWDC, this much is true: It will instantly become Apple’s perfect laptop. That may seem like a stretch, but hear me out. Assuming the rumors and our own assumptions are true, the 15-inch MacBook Air will be the ideal laptop for nearly every user, with its combination of size, processing power, and value. The MacBook Air is already Apple’s most popular laptop, and a 15-inch model would be the jewel of the lineup. Here’s why. THE RIGHT SIZE Apple offers MacBooks in four different sizes: 13.3 inches (13-inch MacBook Pro), 13.6 inches (M2 MacBook…

Just in  PASSING

Just in  PASSING

• Phantom Pickup IN THE build by a young team at their recently opened fabrication shop, Peterson Fabrication Ltd. This “phantom” 1937 Ford pickup started life as a sedan, now features slick quick-change installation. From Craig Stare. • Howzat!! AS FAR as trophies go, there is probably nothing better than receiving Ed Iskenderian’s 100th birthday favourite car award. Imagine that. A legend in our sport picking your car at his 100th birthday bash. Well, the recipient was a Kiwi, and Squeak Bell has this trophy as his 1939 Convertible Sedan was Ed’s pick. Squeak thinks he possibly received it because there were no Model Ts there, and maybe he had a soft spot for 39 Fords. Squeak has been to every one of Ed’s birthday parties since his 80th. Ed is an extremely knowledgeable…

TELEVISION

TELEVISION

MONDAY MAY 29 MARRIED TO A PSYCHOPATH On the trail of a monster Screening: TVNZ 1, 8.30pm Streaming: TVNZ+ A two-part Channel 4 truecrime documentary about English nurse Malcolm Webster, the monster who wooed women for their money. He killed his first wife Claire Morris in 1994 and attempted to murder his second wife, New Zealander Felicity Drumm, when they were living in Auckland in the late 1990s, while also committing acts of arson. He was convicted in Scotland in 2011 of murder and attempted murder, in what became the longest trial of a single accused in the country’s history. The court was presented with nearly 1000 witness statements taken by police in Scotland, New Zealand and several other countries. Webster was also found guilty of theft, fraud and attempted bigamy, committed over a…

Red flag

Kiwis’ love of meat began long before the day the Dunedin embarked for Britain in February 1882 full of frozen Oāmaru lamb and mutton. That journey kicked off an export wave of animal products and a love for roast dinners that’s still going strong 140 years later. On average, we New Zealanders eat our way through 34kg of beef, lamb and pork each year, a 2021 Australian study found. For many of us, the idea of going meat-free is not on the table. It is possible, though, that we have now reached “peak meat” in Aotearoa. The study on global meat intakes found that on average, each New Zealander ate 75.2kg of meat (including chicken) in 2019, down from 86.2kg in 2000. We’re one of only a handful of countries whose consumption…

Red flag

THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH

‘Every barbecue I’ve ever been on, he has been there cooking… he’s definitely a dab hand’ The Duke of Cambridge His unique character, his devotion to the armed forces, his love of family barbecues and his fondness for TV cookery shows – including The Hairy Bikers – are just some of the fond memories of the Duke of Edinburgh shared by more than a dozen members of the royal family in a deeply personal and poignant TV tribute. Five months after they gathered for his funeral, Prince Philip’s four children and seven adult grandchildren give a fascinating insight into their beloved patriarch – with his love of outdoor cooking being a particularly favourite topic. “He adored barbecuing and he turned that into an interesting art form,” says the Prince of Wales. “If I…

THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH
A cut above

A cut above

Cutting the throat of a sheep with a knife was once a coming of age for Kiwi blokes, and it was certainly for almost a century an essential first step in one of the country’s most important sources of wealth – the export of refrigerated lamb and mutton to the United Kingdom. This trade began on December 6, 1881, when six butchers at Tōtara Estate, near Ōamaru in North Otago, began slaughtering sheep. Some of these knives, imported from Sheffield, the great British home of knife-making, were used to kill the sheep, skin them, disembowel them, behead them, and finally cut away the surplus fat. It was a highly skilled job and the butchers prepared about 40 sheep each day, making a daily total of 240. The carcasses were then taken…

Paddy’s field day

PADDY GOWER HAS ISSUES, Three, Wednesday, May 24, 7.30pm; ThreeNow The list of local current affairs shows named for their host is a short one: Holmes, Campbell Live, Fraser and The Ralston Group. Now Patrick Gower is joining the club – arguably he had already qualified with his hit Patrick Gower On … documentaries – with a weekly prime time show. It’s called Paddy Gower Has Issues, and despite the name, it isn’t all about him. The change to “Paddy” is a deliberate tweak by the marketing department at Three, where the Gower brand is one of the company’s star assets. As described by its frontman, the hybrid show sounds like an ambitious effort to marry journalistic depth with comedic irreverence; mainstream media reporting with social media savvy; investigations into big, worthy, important…

Paddy’s field day
Kiwi family’s little miracle ‘THEY TOLD US OUR BOY WOULDN’T MAKE IT’

Kiwi family’s little miracle ‘THEY TOLD US OUR BOY WOULDN’T MAKE IT’

Like most doting parents, Alexandra and Lee Woodworth say bringing their two precious children into the world was a dream come true, but for the Auckland couple, it’s been a particularly bumpy start to family life. After their daughter Sylvie, now two, was born prematurely, Alexandra’s second pregnancy was classed as high risk. But despite the nerves, she was determined to stay positive. “I had a cervical stitch and I was optimistic that everything would go as planned the second time around,” Alexandra tells Woman’s Day. “Then my waters ruptured at just 21 weeks.” Due to the risk of infection, the 35-year-old was whisked into surgery to have the stitch removed, while doctors told her to prepare for the worst if she went into early labour. “I cried my eyes out in that…

Bursting our bubbles

At this time of the year, many of us resolve to drink less. Could kombucha aid our health while still letting us have a glass of fun? Maybe. The recall of a kombucha brand from shop shelves last month because of excessive alcohol content is a reminder that it can contain more fun than intended – or spoil things if you unknowingly drink a boozy version while meaning to avoid alcohol for health or driving reasons. The recall followed testing by New Zealand Food Safety (NZFS), which showed the brand’s kombucha contained about 3% alcohol. Drinks can be sold as non-alcoholic if they contain up to 1.15%. The basics of kombucha-making are this: make sweet tea, let it cool and add a piece of symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast (Scoby), a jelly-like…

Bursting our bubbles
CRAZIEST CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY THEORIES

CRAZIEST CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY THEORIES

DEBUNKED PRINCESS DIANA IS… STILL ALIVE One of crazier theories out there is that Princess Diana didn’t die in a Paris car wreck in 1997, and is actually living as a French socialite under the name Ondine de Rothschild. A YouTube video, which has gathered hundreds of thousands of views and has been widely circulated on Twitter, suggests the late Princess of Wales faked her own death to escape the royal family and assume the identity of Ondine – in reality, the daughter of Elie De Rothschild of the banking dynasty and his mistress, Ariane Dandois. With her blonde coif, blue eyes and strong jawline, Ondine looks incredibly similar to Diana, who died aged 36. Conspiracy theorists also claim the two women have the same birthmark on their right cheek – which…

OM System OM-1

OM System OM-1

$3,299 body only, olympus-imaging.com.au The new OM System OM-1 is here. Recognise the camera but not the name? That’s because it’s a new line from OM Digital Solutions, which bought the sinking Olympus imaging division in 2021. A natural successor to the Olympus OM-D E-M1 Mark III, the OM-1 will be the last camera to have the Olympus name etched on its body. But it’s what we hope will be the first of many bearing the new OM System branding. A warm tribute to the original 50-year-old Olympus OM-1 35mm SLR, and a fitting swansong for the Olympus name, the OM-1 is a hugely capable camera, and a joy to shoot with. Everything that we’ve loved about the Olympus Micro Four Thirds system over the years is cranked up a notch here,…

Louisa May Alcott, Author of Her Own Story

Following publication of Little Women in 1868, Louisa May Alcott was popularly known as the “children’s friend,” a moniker that became the title of the first biography written about her in 1888. The warmhearted stories she told in Little Women about the March sisters—Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy—growing up in Civil War–era Massachusetts, made her one of America’s best-selling and best loved authors. Little Women spawned two sequels, stage plays, numerous films, more than 10 TV adaptations, a Broadway musical, and an opera. It has sold an estimated 10 million copies and been translated into as many as 50 languages. Alcott went on to write fiction for the rest of her life. Literary historians now know that she had an earlier, hidden career, in which she had produced a significant number…

Louisa May Alcott, Author of Her Own Story
Steven at Decanter

Steven at Decanter

‘The esteem he was held in from every corner of the wine world was total’ Sarah Kemp There are a few moments in your life you remember with utter clarity – the night I met Steven Spurrier at the Wine and Spirit Trade Ball is one. I had just come off the dance floor with Bollew Broadbent, Michael’s son, when we bumped into the ever elegantly dressed Steven. On enquiring how he was, he told me without the slightest embarrassment that he had just been fired by Mohamed Al-Fayed of Harrods. Steven’s transgression was that he had got a huge amount of publicity about his appointment, and Al-Fayed was furious that Steven was more talked about than Harrods. Al Fayed’s loss was Decanter’s gain – I immediately asked him to come and…

Wobbly, like the natural earth

Wobbly, like the natural earth

AS A BOY AT A TYPICAL 1970S’ SCHOOL uniform-wearing, single-sex, sports-mad, culturally ignorant high school, in a then typically insular region that was happily demolishing its art deco heritage, I visited a touring exhibition by Austrian artist Friedensreich Hundertwasser.1 His work, like the art room haven I was discovering at school, was full of light, colour and energy. Hundertwasser’s work and that art room2 were both retreats from the reality of our dreary built environment and windows into a wider world of what could be. We all dreamed of fabulous possibilities in our youth but, of course, a lot of that is beaten out of us by schools and practice and life in general as we become human resource units in the service of capitalism. But I still have a…

Dining under the influence

Dining under the influence

Tabitha Lorck, 24, is a solicitor based in Auckland. By day, she deals with clients and contracts; in the evening, she enjoys dinners out with friends. So far, so normal. But Tabitha has a second life: she’s an Instagram food influencer (@fattab). When she dines out, which she does at least once a day, she photographs the meal carefully and writes a short review. Then she posts it for her 9,000 Instagram followers – who like, comment, repost and, as often as not, visit the restaurant themselves. Food influencers like Tabitha have popped up en masse in recent years. You’ve probably heard of Albert Cho, the foul-mouthed superstar behind @eatlitfood, whose 65,000 Instagram followers hang on his every word. Herne Bay’s Bacio café told me that when Albert favourably reviewed their jam…